This is a satirical timeline of Disney's acquisitions and conquests, starting from the purchase of Marvel in 2009 to the creation of a Galactic Dictatorship in 2100. The timeline includes humorous events such as Disney buying nukes and Microsoft, declaring war against the entertainment industry, and colonizing Mars and the rest of the solar system. The timeline ends with a joke about Marvel and X-Men fans still being excited about new movies in 2104.